so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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