He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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