hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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