I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
How external is "for external use only"?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
dude. I can hear the air.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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