So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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