____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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