he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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