Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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