I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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