There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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