sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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