That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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