i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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