lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
