He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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