I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wanna passion pit in your ass
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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