Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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