I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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