im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
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