vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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