Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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