YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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