I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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