Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
