A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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