lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
tell me about the fingering
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