ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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