I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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