my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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