Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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