Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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