I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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