this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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