summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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