It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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