On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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