i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Randomize