Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Randomize