If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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