do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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