I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
