I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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