The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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