literally had 100 drinks last night.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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