bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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