I love black thongs
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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