: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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