Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
