UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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