I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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