Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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