walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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