Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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