it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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