Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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