I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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