we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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