Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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