whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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