Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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